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#1 » by Drealup (212βCoins) » February 23rd, 2018, 10:37 pm

What is the cause of animal's addiction to money?

The JAMB story of a snake that maked its way to the JAMB office and consume big sum of money isn't just enough.
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Recently there was a new tale from Shehu Sani, the senator from Kaduna central. He said that the monkeys from his farm in Nasarawa State stole N70 million meant for northern senators. As a result of this, Senator Adamu was denied the status of the forum chairman.

Most Internet users are convinced that animals are a cool cover for corrupt officials' actions.

It's sad in Nigeria that our leaders don't even try to come up with something more believable. They see Nigerians as peasants who can believe anything.

Nigerians certainly reacted

• Dandiko: "Oh, I love this country someday our kids will wake up to news headlines like this; BREAKING NEWS; “EFCC uncovers 30bn in an apartment in Ogba Zoo, Monkey claims money belongs to Snake. Efforts to reach snake have been abortive as Rodents chase Search party out of zoo.”

• Leke Ade: "Since Nigeria is gradually turning into the Animal Kingdom, I’m patiently waiting for tortoise to come out of nowhere and cunningly collect the money from monkey & snake and then turn all the other animals against each other."

• Anietie: "From snake to monkey ‘swallowing’ huge sums of money, they’ve finally turned the once ‘Giant of Africa’ to a steady source of comic relief and fountain of ridicule. Pathetic."

• James Lala: "like seriously what do politicians take us for, do they think we are that gullible, first it was rat in Aso rock, then Snake took JAMB money, now monkey taking N70m, when the average Nigerian can’t even afford three square meal."

• David Tobi: "But this politicians think we are foolish, no wonder we are considered a Zoo country, you cant even say this as fact."

• Nerdi Dami: "Na monkey chop money now? Please how can I be deported from this country, I just want to leave!" Official silke: "Snake swallowed 36million naira..Monkey swallowed 70million naira..If you have money in your First Bank account, withdraw everything before the elephant swallows it."
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• Enang: "God please, when it’s time for you to transform me into animals that SWALLOW or even take our Nigerian money (python & monkey so far); in your infinite mercy, change me into a real big lion or tiger. I promise to take enough to cover my 7th generation.amen."

• Sir Derrick: "monkey swallow money again? am using first bank account and there logo is elephant, my chest is doing me somehow."

• Incredible Myno: "Now that snake has swallowed our money, monkey has also ran away with our money. I advice you people to sell this country and share the money before lion will come and swallow CBN."


• Sunmi: “Monkey swallows N70 Million of Northern senators forum money”. Nigerian politicians, una bad.

1. Animals that eat money are called...
A. Carnivores. B. Omnivores. C. Monivores. D. Herbivores.

2. What is the natural habitat for naira- eating snakes?
A. Aquatic B. Jamb headquarters C. Terrestrial D. Forest

3. The process by which a snake swallows money is called...
A. Phagocytosis B. Engulfing C. Pinocytosis D. Embezzlement.

4. What will snake drink after swallowing huge some of money....
A. Water B. Gulder C. Hennessy D. Non of the above.

5. What kind of snake can swallow 35M naira only......
A. Ejola B. Python C. Oka D. Anaconda

6. If the snake is arrested and taken to the court by the EFCC will it win the case.......
A. Yes.... Since there's no evidence against the innocent snake B. No..... The EFCC will win the case since the snake is not a politician. C. Yes & No. D. The Judge will throw the case out.

7. Let assume the snake is sentence to jail how many years do you think he will spend in jail....
A. Just a year B. 3 and half years C. 43 years D. Life in prison.

8. If it turned out that it was the Jamb officials that swallowed the money but they lied against the innocent snake, what should snake do?
A. Swallow all of them alive. B. Forgive and forget. C. Demand for it's share of the money. D. Leave Naija for Ghana. :mrgreen:
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#2 » by Emi (f) (1838βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 6:12 am

Its only in Nigeria we see all of this. Do we know which animal is next? Could be cockroaches.

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#3 » by omolomo (536βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 6:21 am

Why are we so messed up in Nigeria? Every domestic and wild animals should watch it. We dont know whats next.

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#4 » by eMade (f) Premium (33060βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 6:22 am

Hmmm. :thnk:

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#5 » by Erudite (f) (816βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 6:29 am

Drealup wrote:If you have money in your First Bank account, withdraw everything before the elephant swallows it."

Thats very ironic and purely metaphorical you know. Read that quoted statement again 3 times. Give it at least 2 possible meanings. I didnt say it.

Now see what I'm trying to say:

Drealup wrote:• Sir Derrick: "monkey swallow money again? am using first bank account and there logo is elephant, my chest is doing me somehow."


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#6 » by Drealup (212βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 6:50 am

Erudite wrote:
Drealup wrote:If you have money in your First Bank account, withdraw everything before the elephant swallows it."

Thats very ironic and purely metaphorical you know. Read that quoted statement again 3 times. Give it at least 2 possible meanings. I didnt say it.

Now see what I'm trying to say:

Drealup wrote:• Sir Derrick: "monkey swallow money again? am using first bank account and there logo is elephant, my chest is doing me somehow."


😁😁😀😂

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#7 » by Erudite (f) (816βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 6:56 am

Fest bank didnt make it as one of those banks cleared to pay dividend. The elephant may be hungry. :thnk:


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#8 » by Lailas (10βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 7:38 am

:lol; :lol; :lol;

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#9 » by eMade (f) Premium (33060βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 8:15 am

:thnk: Its realy surprise all these actually are happening.

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#10 » by Phatman (233βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 8:31 am

:clap:
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#11 » by Jegz (m) (1560βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 8:53 am

It really is strange. From rats in the Aso rock to Snake at JAMB HQ and now Apes in the North.
What's going on? :thnk:

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#12 » by eMade (f) Premium (33060βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 9:58 am

Jegz wrote:It really is strange. From rats in the Aso rock to Snake at JAMB HQ and now Apes in the North.
What's going on? :thnk:

Very strange o. Very figurative too.

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#13 » by AK Horsfall (2924βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 7:35 pm

Nigeria is a different country indeed. A flash point in that matter.

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#14 » by Aniexcels (486βCoins) » February 24th, 2018, 11:29 pm

For real? All this is happening in this country? Maybe I'm living in the country like I'm abroad.

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#15 » by Jegz (m) (1560βCoins) » February 25th, 2018, 8:49 am

Aniexcels wrote:For real? All this is happening in this country? Maybe I'm living in the country like I'm abroad.

Maybe you gotta read news more on Bestnaija. 😀

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#16 » by Aniexcels (486βCoins) » February 25th, 2018, 9:28 am

I think you're right @Jegz.

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#17 » by eMade (f) Premium (33060βCoins) » February 25th, 2018, 9:32 am

Aniexcels wrote:I think you're right @Jegz.

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#18 » by Aniexcels (486βCoins) » February 25th, 2018, 9:38 am

Thanks @emade for the recommendation,

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#19 » by Jegz (m) (1560βCoins) » February 25th, 2018, 10:00 am

"Tired or not tired, you can always do a thing when you know it must be done."
@Aniexcels, true talk in your signature. Reminds me of Spartacus: War of the Damned, where he said:

"A man is never too tired or wounded to fight if the cause is greater than his own life. "

:mrgreen:

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#20 » by Aniexcels (486βCoins) » February 25th, 2018, 12:19 pm

Ahaa! Thanks @Jegz for your acknowledgement.

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